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5 hours ago · 281,548 notes · Source

caterpie:

hifumiyamada:

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so the gifset didn’t load correctly

woth the taste of your lops im on a rode

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candlemon:

CHILI PEPPER DAT BITCH YAS

candlemon:

CHILI PEPPER DAT BITCH YAS

(via jacksterekat)

15 hours ago · 85,019 notes · Source

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pregers:

waking up and realizing you slept through your alarm

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20 hours ago · 86,564 notes · Source

Anonymous asked: “Barefoot Contessa anon again don't tell me to shut the fuck up I will never shut up about Ina I love her I'm watching her make biscuits and strawberry jam right now!!! I'm also sick today”

saucybutts:

I just love how she uses these ingredients like: this lemon zest is from a Lebanese lemon tree, hand picked by Hezbollah widows in a time of peace….but store bought is just as good…. like what the fuck Ina.

20 hours ago · 9 notes · Source

budacub:

tastefullyoffensive:

[hornvan]


I think I wanna marry u

budacub:

tastefullyoffensive:

[hornvan]

I think I wanna marry u

1 day ago · 63,050 notes · Source

Now I WANT to come up with something so it has a filthy meaning… Ha

Now I WANT to come up with something so it has a filthy meaning… Ha

1 day ago · 1 note

nomourningforvillains asked: “I was going to ask what your username meant. I alway thought it was some sort of reference to sex. Im assuming Im correct now.”

You’d think so but no…

It’s from an episode of Futurama where they’re underwater and Leela says it some point and I found it hysterical…

I’m sure I could make it a sexual thing… Il contact urban dictionary right away

1 day ago · 2 notes

nomourningforvillains asked: “K. What are your hobbies? Goals? Dreams? Whats on your bucket list? Arch nemesis?”

the--screaming--moist:

Hobbies -include painting and designing

Goals - learn to live life happily and authentically. Also be a whore

Dreams - see goals

Bucket list - does not compute

Arch Nemesis - Cotton Poly Blend and Adam Sandler

Yeah, I have no idea what I’d put on my bucket list… I know, more anal

1 day ago · 2 notes · Source

nomourningforvillains asked: “K. What are your hobbies? Goals? Dreams? Whats on your bucket list? Arch nemesis?”

Hobbies -include painting and designing

Goals - learn to live life happily and authentically. Also be a whore

Dreams - see goals

Bucket list - does not compute

Arch Nemesis - Cotton Poly Blend and Adam Sandler

1 day ago · 2 notes

How’re you all today? Talk to me guys :)

How’re you all today? Talk to me guys :)

1 day ago · 2 notes

Fast Car
by Tracy Chapman

charlottesworldwideweb:

And your arm felt nice wrapped ‘round my shoulder,
and I had a feeling that I belonged.

(via hyeongsub)

2 days ago · 15,509 notes · Source

i love you

2 days ago · 2 notes

janedoodles:

comfemgem:

theshuboxx:

when the bae says shes off her period

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I want someone who’s never watched Steven Universe to tell me what they think is happening here

Purple star girl swirls and runs directly into her girlfriend, who is off her period. Her girlfriend is prepared for the snu-snu, but they accidentally amoebas.

(via bilboquetvert)

2 days ago · 8,305 notes · Source